About Us

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 The hosts of Utterly Classless are three history nerds who took divergent paths through the pop culture multiverse and somehow ended up at the same table. Jonathan Ardillo, M.A. in History and self-declared Lore Overlord, is the unofficial showrunner and a dungeon master with a foot in every realm—sci-fi, fantasy, board games, TTRPGs, and now the wallet-draining world of miniature wargaming. Vincent Falcone, B.A. in History and Oil Refinery Jedi, works with fire by day and casts fireballs by night. A philosopher-lifter with Magic: The Gathering instincts and enviable posture, he insists: “Fitness is my dump stat—except I min-maxed it instead.” And then there’s Luka Garma, M.A. in History and Certified Enigma—a meme-hunting, sci-fi-snobbing chaos agent whose taste in media is unmatched noting "Tumblr is dead, long live Tumblr."  Together, they are Utterly Classless.